Welcome to my website. I am Simon Prior, author and writer of things.

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Short Stories

Short Story: Blood and Claws

The blood was splattered up the wall, the perfect arterial spray. It stretched from the ground all the way up to head height. The...

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Maniac Cop (1988) review

I love 1980s cinema. It was the perfect storm of special effects and the feeling that anything was possible in film. And, of course,...

Goal 3: Taking On The World (2009)

Twitter Plot Summary: Santiago Munez is relegated to third tier status in this absolutely horrendous football film.If you, like me, have seen the first...

Bad Boys (1995)

Twitter Plot Summary: Bay. Smith. Lawrence. Leoni. The 1990s. Cops. Bad guys. Drugs. Explosions. Someone saying “Lowwwwreeeeeee” a lot.Michael Bay was at his best...